I know, episodes one and two were craptastic. Still, the little boy in me can’t resist feeling a smidgen of anticipation for episode three. If nothing else, I get to see Hayden Christensen horribly disfigured. That’s worth the price of admission alone.
Slashdot reports that the episode three teaser trailer is out. Of course, the page on Starwars.com is tremendously b0rked. Here’s an alternative link (MOV, 5 MB) that is currently up. What a surprise–dog fights in space and lots of lightsabre duels. Those are some angry wookies, though.
I’m attempting to download it using BitTorrent. If I’m successful, I might abuse my bandwidth a bit and post it here. As it turns out, I was successful. For the moment, you can download the movie from my server here. It’s of the postage stamp size of online video, so there may be larger versions out there. If you’re keen to know what the hardcore fan boys and girls think, go here (spoilers, no doubt, ahead).