Just a brief note to point you at the awesome new blog, Superuseless Superpowers. I have infonesia about where I discovered it, but it’s awesome. Each useless power is described and illustrated. My favourite might be In-flight Flight:
Being able to soar through the air still won’t save you from recycled oxygen and endless stories from complete strangers. Known as the “Cabin Sparrow,” this so-called power lets you fly, but only within the confines of an airplane. At least you can leapfrog the beverage cart when explosive diarrhea strikes at 30,000 feet.
If you were looking for it, here’s evidence that there’s plenty of original blog ideas out there. And this one is ready-made for a dead tree version in 2010.