- The meal portions are enormous. Of course, as all Canadians know, this happens when you enter the other 49 states as well.
- You’re less than 150 km from the arena, but the Sharks-Flames game isn’t on any of the 30-odd channels in your hotel room. Sure, there’s women’s college softball on ESPN 2, but no NHL. Fortunately, one television in the hotel bar has the game on satellite.
- While in the bar, you overheard this conversation between two women:
WOMAN #1: Are you still running?
WOMAN #2: No. My running partner got new boobs.
WOMAN #1: Are they too big for running?
WOMAN #2: Well, they’re really big. But one of them actually got infected.
WOMAN #1: Oh.
In defense of California, that conversation could have easily occurred in Vancouver, too. I’m off to Web 2.0 Expo. If you’re bored, there’s usually distracting stuff in my link blog in the sidebar (or here’s the RSS feed).