I’m not sure how these relate, but my mind has associated them, so it’s too late. First we’ve got this amusing weblog entitled Libellous Claims About Large Corporations, which features MS Paint drawings and amusing claims about companies. For example, “Norton Anti-Virus infects computers with one virus for every fifty it removes”. You can even submit your own claim. How about “Sun Microsystems is about to launch a nationwide chain of infused-tea shops”?
On another, tangentially-related front, Suw points to Jim’s list of lessons from folksongs. My favourite: “If a former significant other turns up unexpectedly after a long absence, donâ€™t throw yourself into his/her arms right away.” Words to live by, really.