This may have shot around the Internet in the past couple of days while I was offline, but I think it’s worth repeating. Via Travis, from Detective Yeti, we get “Job Titles You Could Put in the “Occupation” Field of Your Tax Return to Exact Some Small Measure of Revenge on a Random IRS Employee by Getting an Irritating Song Stuck in His or Her Head”. It totally made me LaughOutLoud. Here’s an excerpt:
Smooth Criminal
Move Buster
Mr. Tally Man
Pack Leader
Careless Whisperer
On balance, I think “Lover (part-time)” might be the cruelest cut for the unsuspecting tax adjuster.
DarrenBarefoot.com 
Don’t step on Superman’s cape. Never pick a fight with anyone who buys ink by the barrel. Don’t mess around with Jim. Never taunt a person with the power to order an audit.