I recently stumbled upon the very simple website IParkLikeanIdiot.com. It does a very simple thing: sells bumper stickers that read “I Park Like an Idiot”. They are, obviously, for sticking on poorly-parked cars. The stickers are apparently ‘low-tac’–I assume that means they’re non-permanent. Maybe they ought to branch out, and make stickers for people who drive Hummers or leave their dogs locked in the car on sunny days.
Bumper Stickers For Lousy Parkers
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I wonder if they’d create city-specific bumper stickers? It seems to me that most Victoria drivers need one of the following:
“My other car has a Veteran’s plate”
“I’m a Vancouver Island driver. I know not what I am doing.”
No need for a Hummer sticker… they already have this site: http://www.fuh2.com
I used to enjoy going to our local country bar and pasting “ask me about Mary Kay” bumper stickers on all the pickups with shotguns racks and lift kits that parked across two spaces.
If you’re the more confrontational type, cartalk.com offers some printable traffic tickets.
O’ course in Vancouver you’d never get done handing them out!
“I’m killing the planet. Ask me how!”