Does anybody have any suggestions for where I might obtain a chocolate moose? Alternately, a chocolate moose head would suffice. Ideally, it should be no bigger than a bread box. Web searches have apparently turned up empty.
That’s right, ‘moose’, not ‘mousse’.
I note, with some irony, that there are no chocolate moose among the many chocolate things for sale at www.chocolatemoose.com.
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I’d try Charlie’s Chocolate Factory in Burnaby, BC. They do some custom work.
http://www.charlieschocolatefactory.com/
http://www.charlieschocolatefactory.com/molded/moose_comical.htm
Air: Sweet (literally). Thanks very much, that will fit the bill nicely.
Cute looking moose, but if you want the best chocolate, go to Cocoa West. I am sure they are able to create a moose for you that also tastes superb. http://www.cocoawest.com
Also:
http://www.chocolatevault.com/moose.htm
I third Charlie’s.
From someone who adheres to your laziness and will not go forth in your online search:
Try Newfoundland in your search – we are proud the island inhabits over 100,000 of the mammal… surely god SOMEone’s got to have a chocolate thing goin on this…
my son, my son.