Our Press Kits are Jock-Enabled

From my play blog: Don’t our press kits look fancy? We used some Avery transfer paper to iron the play’s name onto jock straps. We then pack the jocks back into their little plastic box (not shown) and send it with the press kit to local journalists. We call these press kits with gimmicks ‘lumpies’.

I picture local reviewers trying them on over their clothes and prancing around the newspaper office.