The Second-Leading Scorer

I can add no value to this, but it made me laugh out loud, so I repeat it in full. Doc picks up his son from basketball camp, and has the following conversation:

“How’d you do?”
“Good. We won.”
“What was the score?”
“82 to 19.”
“How many points did you score?”
“Four. But I was the second-leading scorer on the team.”
“Who was first?”
“Andrew.”
“How many points did he score?”
“78.”

I’m reminded of Wayne Gretzky, who scored 378 goals and 139 assists in 85 games at the age of 10, while playing against older kids.