Based on this colo-rectal observation, I’m a little too amused by the unitentionally off-colour subtexts in web design. Still, I couldn’t ignore the peculiar stock photo they’re using on the Branham 300 site.
Maybe it’s just me, but the photo suggested a different sub-headline. You may have to click through to the larger version to read it:
DarrenBarefoot.com 
I wanna change something on my website, hope you’ll help me.
I wanna change like some web page on the top my site.
KENNY