Hurricane Players Riot in Raleigh Streets

Some worrying developments from North Carolina:

Police chief Jane Perlov is reporting that the NHL club, which was known as the Hartford Whalers until moving to North Carolina in 1997 and has struggled to attract much local attention, “somehow gained access to Raleigh’s RBC Center earlier Monday, engaged in some sort of ritualistic violence involving sticks and nets, and then proceeded to drink heavily before heading to their cars.”

Now, of course, up in Canada, we seriously know how to riot after a hockey game.