Kick Uwe Boll’s Lousy-Movie-Making Ass

Here’s an amusing note from The Movie Blog. As a (desperate sounding) promotion for his next movie, bad moviemaker Uwe Boll will duke it out with his critics:

Towards the end of the filming of Postal, the five most outspoken critics will be flown into Vancouver and supplied with hotel rooms. As a guest of Uwe Boll they will be given the chance to be an extra/stand-in in Postal and have the opportunity to put on boxing gloves and enter a BOXING RING to fight Uwe Boll. Each critic will have the opportunity to bring down Uwe in a 10-bout match. There will be five matches planned over the last two days of the movie. Certain scenes from these boxing matches will become part of the Postal movie. All five fights will be televised on the Internet and will be covered by international press.

If I start criticising him right now, do you think I could get a shot in by the end of filming? After all, they wouldn’t even have to fly me anywhere.