I’m Looking for an Ultimate Team

I’ve played ultimate frisbee for a couple of years. I’m quite bad at it, and as I age I think I’m only getting worse. And I’m definitely getting slower. If I keep playing, soon kids half my age will be whizzing past me while I hold up one finger saying “hey…”.

Travis was recently looking for a team, and it looks like he’s found one. He’s kind of inspired me to do likewise. Ideally, I’d just be a substitute who played periodically. I travel a fair bit, and am injury prone, so the likelihood of my playing all the games is pretty low.

I’m kind of the Jarkko Rutuu of ultimate players–not very skilled and kind of slow, but I talk a good game. I’ve been known to freeze an opposing team player with my rapier wit, if not my actual moves.

If anyone knows of a team of newbies or near-newbies with very low expectations, let me know.

UPDATE: I’ve located a couple of teams full of newbies–one of them ought to be bad enough to accomodate me.