Via Johnny K, I read about the geekiest sex toy ever. It’s haughtily named The Toy and, uh, it’s ‘worn internally’:
The Toy is a hi-tech vibrating bullet. Connected to a mobile phone with Bluetooth it becomes an intimate, silent connection between two lovers, regardless of distance. Custom designed for your pleasure, it is intelligent, sophisticated and invented for bliss.
The Toy is worn internally, linked to a mobile phone and controlled by sms text messages sent to the phone. Once read, the message is transported automatically to The Toy, which turns it into vibrations – with a huge range of movements, depending on what you have written. Just say what you feel, The Toy will do the rest.
SMS and Bluetooth? Nothing says ‘let’s do the dirty’ like daisy-chained transport protocols. I was checking out the thing’s tech specs, and was disappointed to read that ‘The Toy is not discoverable in a bluetooth search’.
DarrenBarefoot.com 
It was just a matter of time for this to happen – such a thing already existed for closer proximity situations. Given the less obvious external signs of arousal I know it is less socially risky for women to “wear” such devices, but I really think that there needs to be a version for guys to wear as well… (um although maybe not out in public). I’m sure that there are plenty of GFs out there who would love to “surprise” their BFs from time to time.
Haha, I never thought about the searching for them Darren! They could be used as a replacement for the car keys at swingers parties though.