Queer Query Letters

Knowing my love for movies, Colene sent along Query Letters I Love. It’s a blog written by someone who purports to work in Hollywood and receives a lot of query letters on spec:

An animal rights activist, an altruistic woman, confronts the hedonistic king of burger franchises. Her vehement protests rock the CEO’s carefree world. When his significant other/company president launches a “Meat Builds Strong Bodies” campaign, she grabs the apathetic man’s attention by herding cattle through his office. Her compatriots carry signs proclaiming, ‘Get To Know Your Dinner.’ The pampered CEO stands for everything the ardent crusader hates. But that doesn’t stop them from falling in love. Their worlds collide, creating comic conflict and chaos.

It could be called “Meat Lovers”.