Many of you have probably seen this, but it was the first time for me (I have an embargo on joke emails). Gill sent it along because she’d recognized my affection for the humorous implications of the term “pants”. It’s 25 lines from Star Wars than can be improved by replacing words with “pants”:
2.You are unwise to lower your pants.
Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
Heh. Hurray for sophomoric humour.
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