Use the Ashhole, Would You?

There’s a certain innate grossness in cigarette buds shoved into empty beer bottles. I’m not sure why, but a moist, green-tinted butt is nastier than a regular, dry butt. In addition to grossifying their butts (heh), smokers tend to make a big mess around the bottle. Via the exceptionally cool Josh Rubin, we find an exceptional invention: the ashhole.

It’s the world’s first bottle-top ashtray. You know how people are always ashing in empty bottles at parties? Now you can simply take one of those empties, grab an Ashhole, snap it on, and then everyone will know which beers are for drinking — and where to ash.

That’s some sound thinking. Better thinking? Stop smoking.