Stripper FAQ

Hooray for sites which do what their URL says they do. Sites like www.stripper-faq.org (safe for work save for a scantily-clad woman on the home page). It’s got a tremendous amount of useful information on how to be a stripper:

It’s important you have respect for the money they give you, so much money changes hands that girls often forget what it represents. Let’s say your customer earns $40,000 a year after taxes- probably about average income for a stripclub patron in NYC. That works out to around $20 an hour. If a customer sits with you and you make $100, that’s 5 hours of his time. If a handyman came to your house and fixed thing for 5 hours you’d say “thank you” right?

I had no idea that there were “two kinds of dancers, subsistence and capital dancers.” I’m reminded of this document from the Smoking Gun.

There ought to be one of these sites for every profession on the planet. Then somebody ought to create a directory of them (jobfaqs.org, anyone?).