Fun With Google: My Pants are *

Via Waxy’s always-fruitful link blog, I found this entry which describes the Web’s most and least favourite words. This reminded me of the endless fun one can have with Google. For those non-techies, the asterisk stands for ‘anything’. Craft a Google query that looks like this, and check out the results. I haven’t actually visited any of these links–do so at your own risk:

• My
  pants are almost frozen.
• My
  pants are haunted.
• "I explained to the officer that my
  pants are in the restaurant."
• My pants are
  full of toxic waste.
• My
  pants are not much fun.
• My
  pants are dissolving.
• My pants
  are augmented.

Pants are funny. This could become a recurring feature, with phrases like big pile of * or “is that a *” happy to see me.