Overheard at Gnomedex

“Why are you willing to settle for the Holodeck?”

“There are kids who don’t know a world without Google”.

Guy #1: “How many records do you have in your collection?”
Guy #2: “Well, I don’t listen to them every day.”
Guy #1: “That’s cause they don’t change every day.”

“Eric, can I do a tchotzke toss?”

“Cars are not built for crashing.”

“I’m scared…it might open me up to a certain vulnerability.”

“Dinner is filet mignon, chicken or sole, buffy style.”

“Everyone’s smoking this RSS dope.”