Lockergnome introduces us to the newest cruelty in the world of dating: Paper Napkin:
You’re out at a bar, riding transit, or even just walking down the street, and some bozo who desperately wants into your pants starts up a conversation with you. Rather than make a scene or make them upset, you’re polite and at least nod at the proper times. Then, of course, they ask you for your number. Except this is 2004, so maybe they ask for your email address instead.
Instead of giving them DownWithPants@Hotmail.com or whatever your real address is, you give them yourname@papernapkin.net. When they send an email to that address, they get this chilling reply. This site was, of course, inspired by the New York Rejection Line.
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