Indiana Jones is Having a Garage Sale

Via Fark, we find a rare antiquity for auction on eBay. The price seems a little high, until you read the fine print: ‘It must be noted that this recreated Ark of the Covenant is doing every thing just like the original did 3500 years ago.’ That’s great, because I’ve been looking for something that will both melt faces and store my commandments. Talk about device convergence.