Over the past couple of weeks, I’ve seen a number of movies. I haven’t written about them because they’ve all been pretty unremarkable. Still, I wanted to post a quick haiku summary of each. Here they are, in order from quite bad to pretty good:
I feel dirty
Is Buffy’s little sister
a sex symbol now
Desert racing Man-horse love affair
Aragorn has a pistol
and fewer sidekicks
Zombies shouldn’t run
Slicker and stupider than
the original
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found you via blogsnob. awesome work.
Good site. Thanks for the sleuthing on Yanor’s continued plagiarism of NYT re schadenfreude. Regarding your haiku, however: The first line, like the last, should have five syllables, not four.
Cheers, Shane
Yeah, wasn’t Spartan amazing? Mamet’s finest work.