Crane Games

You know, I just happen to have seen two bizarre stories about those crane games recently, so I thought I’d share them:

• Lobster-o-rama. You know, animal cruelty organizations are complaining about this one, but how much crueler is this than the usual tank-o’-lobsters? Slightly, I guess, but surely they’ve got bigger wars to fight.
• Child-o-rama. Again, no cruelty here. The kid probably deserved it.