I’m Getting on the Elevator Today…

And these three teenage girls are in mid-conservation:

GIRL ONE: That actress had the biggest nipples I had ever seen.
GIRL TWO: They were totally abnormally large.
GIRL ONE: You could fit, like, three nipple rings on each one.
ME: Uh, what movie was this?
GIRL ONE: 21 Grams.
ME: I see.

I must assume they were referring to Naomi Watts, as she’s the lead in the film. It’s on my list of films to see, so, you know, here’s another reason.

2 comments

  1. They are huge. It was one of the first things my girlfriend and I mentioned on the way out of the theatre, despite the film’s many OTHER excellent aspects.

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