Lousy Movies Descriptions

As I mentioned, I get 76 channels and a lot of lousy movies. Because I get my cable from the good people at Novus Telecom, I must rely on a dubious weekly magazine called Urbantrenz for TV listings. This magazine includes one-liner descriptions of the movies being shown on television.

So, a new feature here at DarrenBarefoot.com: lousy movie descriptions. That name is intentionally ambiguous, as some are descriptions of lousy movies, others are lousy descriptions of movies, and some are both. For bonus points, you can try and guess the movies. They’re mostly obscure, so good luck with that:

• WW II veteran helps childeren fight a callous kennel owner.
• A lunar expedition finds a race of telepathic cat women.
• A 60-year-old handyman revels in his irresponsibility.
• An assertive teen wrestles mom for control of her future.
• Two youths befriend an itinerant paleontologist.
  

Those movies are all playing today. They all sound a bit like headlines in a neighbourhood paper, don’t they?