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My friend and racing-nut Alan sent me this photo of champion jockey Kieran Fallon. It is prime for a witty caption. Got any? The best I’ve got is Kieran weathers his own little Hurricane Isabel. Lame, I know. Please do better. |
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DarrenBarefoot.com 
“i can’t believe it’s not butter”
[ooh…er…]
I not just happy I won… that would be an understatement.
The horse race took far longer than Kieran expected. He couldn’t make it to the men’s room upon his dismounting from the horse and — well, you see the results. He felt MUCH better afterwards…
— or —
Blowholes: Not Just For Whales Anymore
-Augie
Kieran was so pleased the water wasn’t going up his nose that he failed to notice that words were going in one ear and out the other.
Does it have to be clean?
Premature ejaculation.
‘Nuff said.
As I provided it, feel obliged to chip in. How about:
Jockey Fallon weighs cost of dismounting too early
The race just came to me.